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You: I i can’t even with you right now
Stranger: I’ve lost the abilty to even long ago.
You: ME TOO!
You: I LOVE YOU
You: LET’S GET MARRIED, WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
Stranger: WE’LL HAVE ALL THE BABIES
You: Aw fuck you’ve gotta be kidding me! I don’t wanna have no babies!
You: THEN AGAIN…
You: WITH YOU?
You: AW FUCK YES
Stranger: AW YISS
You: LES DO ETTTT
Stranger: -can’t breath. Laughing too hard. Help.-
You: OHH IS IT THAT GOOD BABEH? ;O
You: I KNEW YOU’D LIKE A LIL PIECE OF THIS
Stranger: AW YEA
You: ;) -WINKS SEDUCTIVELY- AHH YEHHHHHS
Stranger: -Aggressive Pelvic Thrusts- WOOOOO
You: CUM TO ME BABY
You: CUM TO ME!
You: JUS LIKE THAT AW YEAHHHHHHHH
You: -SEXUAL SOUNDS- FCK YES THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!
Stranger: ”Sexual Sounds” Ohgodjesus
You: Andddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLLL ALWAYYSSSSSSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLWAYYYYYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!
You: -CUMS TO YOU-
Stranger: WILL ALWAYS
You: that was beautiful.
Stranger: The Beautifulest.
Stranger: But wait
Stranger: which of us has the babies
You: Well It would only be right if the female had the babies…
You: So I guess me. :o
Stranger: Okey ;o
You: -9 months later-
Stranger: You keep dem babies safe
You: omfggggggggggg bofdsnjgfjasdhfasdjkfsd’
You: I FEEL EITTTT
Stranger: TEH BABIES JUST KEEP COMING
Stranger: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
You: STOPPPPPPP THEM!
You: HELP MEE FUCK YOU
You: -PUSHES- CATCH THE 8TH ONE
Stranger: THAT WAS THE 8TH? I THOUGHT THAT WAS 12
You: I CAN’T REMEMBER! I DON’T THINK WE’RE DONE YET THOUGH!
You: -PUSHES HARDER- HERE GET IT! HURRY
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Stranger: I GOT IT. HER NAME WILL BE BRICK. FOR SHE IS THE PRETTIEST.
Stranger: I’M SORRY
You: ARE THEY ALL OUT YET?!
Stranger: I THINK SO
You: FINALLY! -SITS UP AND CATCHES ANOTHER ONE-
You: NOPE! HERE! TAKE IT! I’M DONE!
Stranger: YOU’RE DONE? NOPE. I’M SO DONE.
Stranger: I’M DONE-ER/
You: I AM NOT TAKING CARE OF ALL THESE KIDS
Stranger: WE CAN KEEP THREE
Stranger: I CALL DIBS ON BRICK
You: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 15?
You: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!!
Stranger: AW YEAH
Stranger: -Sensual High Five-
You: WHAT SHALL WE NAME OUR OTHER TWO CHILDREN?!!
Stranger: Nemo, and Delilah.
You: YESSSS! OKAY!
Stranger: I am so good at this naming stuff.
You: OUR CHILDREN ARE SO GORGEOUS, YOU KNOW, THEY GOT IT FROM ME!
Stranger: ALL FROM YOU. I AIN’T HAD NO PART IN THAT.
You: WELL YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO ME!!
Stranger: YOU AGREED TO ME THOUGH.
You: WELL I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!
Stranger: I DIDN’T PLAN IT EITHER
Stranger: I ONLY HAD IN MIND FOR ONE
You: WELL IT’S YOUR FAULT ANYWAYS!
Stranger: WELL THEN I’M SORRY I’M SO GOOD AT PUTTING BABIES INSIDE YOU.
You: WELL I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL THEN!
You: BUT NO MORE CHILDREN!
Stranger: NO MORE SEXY TIME?
You: I DO NOT APPROVE OF THE MAKING OF BABIES
You: I didn’t say anything about sexy time ;) -wink wink-
Stranger: Ohohohohohoho ;) -winkity winkerz-
You: Lmao. The end.
Stranger: Best story ever.
You: That was the most interesting convo I have ever had on here.
Stranger: This needs to end up on Reddit or Tumblr
Stranger: or something.
You: POST IT AND GIVE ME THE LINK
You: BECAUSE…. LAZY..
Stranger: I DON’T
Stranger: KNOW HOW
You: THEN I WILL!
You: BECAUSE THIS IS HISTORY
You: WHAT WE HAD THERE WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Stranger: THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
Samandriel woke up to Adam’s hand in his own. He turned to see his boyfriend’s bright blue eyes staring back at his own.
"Good morning babe" Adam said gently, Wrapping Samandriel tightly in his embrace. Samandriel smiled at him and in return Adam placed his warm hand on his cheek, His lips touching Samandriel’s softly. The kiss deepened and his tongue gently caressed Samandriel’s lips as Adam held Samandriel tigher, He began to feel the growing bulge of Adam’s pants on his thigh. He grinned slightly into the kiss and Samandriel felt his hand going up his shirt as he pushed him on the bed climbed ontop of him, Kissing his neck.
One of Adams hands move to his thigh, Going up the leg of his boxers slowly, The grin on his face tempting Samandriel and making him want Adam even more. Samandriel pulled his fingers through Adam’s hair and his hand started to get more unsteady, Although he knew what he wanted, His kisses got sloppier and Samandriel got even more excited. Their shirts were already on the floor and now Adam was kissing his chest leaving trails down to the edge of Samandriel’s boxers, Samandriel curled his hand into Adam’s soft locks as he got lower. His teeth met the edge of Samandriel’s boxers and he tore them off roughly kissing Samandriel’s thighs.
"Are you ready babe?" Adam asked with a wide grin on his face, Knowing very well how Samandriel was feeling at the time. How did he feel? What was this feeling? His whole body was warm and all he could think about was doing it with Adam, His body was begging for this. He needed it.
"I’ve been ready sense I met you" Samandriel muttered. Adam smiled at this, Turning his angel over and pushing into him with all the strength he could manage. Samandriel’s moans were enough to know he was doing it right, And soon they were nearly screaming each others names. Samandriel felt a warmness through his whole body and Adam stopping, Falling back beside him.
"That was…" Adam started, Breathing roughly.
"It was perfect" Samandriel said, Giving Adam a peck on the lips.